ROMANTIC
MOOD UNIVERSAL
LAWS OF
LOVE
Love Can Neither
Be Created Nor
Be Destroyed; Only
It Can
Transfer From
One Girlfriend To
Another
Girlfriend With
Some Loss Of
Money.
1ST LAW OF LOVE
A Boy In Love With
A Girl,
Continue
To Be In Love With
Her And A Girl
In Love
With A Boy,
Continue To Be In
Love With Him,
Until Or Unless
Any External
Agent(Brother
Or Father Of The
Gal) Comes Into
Play And
Break The Legs Of
The Boy.
2ND LAW OF LOVE
The Rate Of
Change Of
Intensity
Of
Love Of A Girl
Towards A Boy Is
Directly
Proportional To
The Instantaneous
Bank Balance Of
The Boy And The
Direction Of This
Love Is
Same To As
Increment Or
Decrement Of The
Bank
Balance.
3RD LAW OF LOVE
The Force Applied
While
Proposing A
Girl By A Boy Is
Equal And
Opposite To The
Force Applied By
The Girl While
Slapping.....
